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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

The 9 Worst Pictures from Pixabay



Pixabay is a free image site that I use a lot because of one of my jobs. Here are the worst pictures I have found!

1. "Portrait" by Unknown



A good baby picture is hard to take, and even harder to find with royalty free usage. Just looking at this makes me want to pay $14.95 for the rights to view it.

Unfortunately, it seems to have been taken down (?), but luckily I saved it from an eternal slumber.

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2. "Thanksgiving" by Gellinger


While Gellinger seems to specialize in colorful absurdism, none of their other pieces come close to the intimidating, demented energy this one radiates. My favorite detail is his particular creepy salad fingers.

3. "Hobbit" by Hans



Hans's body of work is mostly scenic sights and colorful spring flowers. In his most contested piece, "Hobbit", the subject of was apparently not a friend. Other tags include: "floppy ears," "gnome," "dwarf," "protruding ears" and "irony."

4. Various Deathly Snowman by OpenClipart-Vectors



OpenClipart-Vectors is one of the premier accounts for anyone looking for vector images. For some reason, they are fond of making snowmen with various death-related occupations. We can only thank them for their efforts.

5. "Hilary Clinton End Racism" by pramit_marattha



Marattha's works are an acquired taste; his pieces are all colorful, filtered and socially aware.

6. "Pigtails" by klimkin


They say the book is always better, but, in this case, I can assure you that it was not. This girl is a star! Unlike...

7. "Man" by OpenClipart-Vectors



Another masterpiece from our favorite clip art artists, this so-called "man" is apparently "horrible," "mean" and "nasty." However, he is also "happy," which makes him more emotionally stable than me.

8. A Portrait the Weasley as a Young Man by Clker-Free-Vector-Images



Speaking of emotionally unstable! I am unsure how this terrific trace was accepted by Pixabay's high standards. When I say "terrific" I am evoking its archaic definition, being "induces terror."


9. "Spirituality" by johnhain



From the Old Hippie side of Pixabay comes Hain's piece on the subject of spirituality, encapsulated by the silhouette of a whale. In attempts to be mystical, this piece invokes such feelings as "What if wrong" "nothing is." "???", "wrong wrong wrong" and the ever-classic "What?" Tag yourself.

Check out some more funny images, this time from Twitter!

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